We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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