A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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