oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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