ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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