awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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