My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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