I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I am available for nakedness
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