It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
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how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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