Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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