Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize
