hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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