ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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