I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Couch. On fire.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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