So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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