please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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