i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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