i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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