Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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