If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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