Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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