my mouth tastes like poor choices
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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