Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
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i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Terrible idea I love it
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