no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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