my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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