with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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