lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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