Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
me + whiskey = a bad person
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Randomize
