Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Just invented taco cereal.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
Randomize
