if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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