So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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