can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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