Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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