quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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