I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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