I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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