Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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