There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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