i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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