WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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