Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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