i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
and you fell through a lawn chair
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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