Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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