hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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