...so i touched it.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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