at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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