Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Text me some of your sweat
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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