We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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