im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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