put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
wow bdsm is so cute
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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