ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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