The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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