Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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