Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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