You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
3pm strippers are depressing
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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