girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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