Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
