I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i just had sex bonerless
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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