I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
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In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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