dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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